Conciousmess

My mother come out with these things sometimes, wrangling English into new and interesting forms.

* Quoting a spammers email at me, purporting to be from a “Captain interested in investment” (upgrade on the old Oceanographers/Paypal scam then..)

“This Captain Spam says..”

LOL!! I love this, I NEED to make a pic, an evil Rolex-watch flogging, viagra-glugging, mail order “bride”, with a raft of Nigerian bank accounts and keylogger spider minions..

Wait.. it needs a theme tune!

“Captain SPAAAMM…” (a la camp 60’s Batman style)