Captain Spaaaamm!!!!
My mother come out with these things sometimes, wrangling English into new and interesting forms.
* Quoting a spammers email at me, purporting to be from a “Captain interested in investment” (upgrade on the old Oceanographers/Paypal scam then..)
“This Captain Spam says..”
LOL!! I love this, I NEED to make a pic, an evil Rolex-watch flogging, viagra-glugging, mail order “bride”, with a raft of Nigerian bank accounts and keylogger spider minions..
Wait.. it needs a theme tune!
“Captain SPAAAMM…” (a la camp 60’s Batman style)
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Posted on Thursday January 26th
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About me
A general dumping area for the detritus of my existence.Journal. Diary. Rant space.
Chink in the armour. Dirty little secret.
Pythonesque, Kafkaesque, bibliophagous coffee zombie.
I make jewelry, tinker with computers, eat a lot of cake and live in books.
Aspired career path - Supervillain.
Reading > Reality.
Imagination > Actuality.
This is my personal blog.
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\\//(o_o )~~ <3 reading >> talking
HP Lovecraft
Iain M Banks
Terry Pratchett
Neil Gailman
Neal Stephenson
Alexandre Dumas
Douglas Adams
Ursula LeGuin
Franz Kafka
G.R.R.Martin
J.R.R.Tolkien
[TV] (O__O)~!! <3 fantasy >> reality
Studio Ghibli
Monty Python
Game of Thrones
Sherlock
Deathnote
FMA
LOTR
The Young Ones
Dangermouse
Labyrinth
Brazil
Jan Svankmajer's Alice
Everything by Terry Gilliam
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